Well I wasn’t going to touch this topic but I can’t resist saying something about it.
Sam you need to stay! no really you do. Not because your “too big or important to fail” but , well to put it simply I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time, my sides hurt.
“Welcome to Portland where even a eighteen year old can enjoy a Sam Adams!”
“Scoutmaster Sam“
The only thing missing from this mess is a Tar and feather booth set up outside city hall, or a gay singing telegram dressed as a boy scout delivering a “Scoutmasters” uniform.
That video Sam put out today sounded like he filmed it in the bathroom where he was kissing the 17 year old boy, I wounder if its the same one they keep open all night so the homeless have somewhere to “potty”.
Pop Corn Get Your Pop Corn!











