You know I just might be able to vote for McCain now. I thought for sure McCain would have polled conservatives to find out who they would support and then do a 180 on it.
Most of you have it easy out there; you only have to get yourself sloshed for the couple of hours that it’s going to take you to stumble your way down to the voter’s booth. In Oregon we have what’s called Vote by Fraud Mail and I for one refuse to hand over my ballot to the postman. That means I’m going to have that thing lying around for almost two weeks. How in the hell am I going to stay drunk enough so I don’t have an exorcism performed on it or burn the thing at the stake?
Both things that are more than likely to be illegal to do with a ballot here.
P.s. Didn’t Obama do something yesterday? Because I’m having issues trying to find some news coverage of it. I also haven’t tried vary hard at it.
It belongs to us to vindicate the honor of the human race, and to teach that assuming brother, moderation. Union will enable us to do it. Disunion will will add another victim to his triumphs. Let Americans disdain to be the instruments of European greatness! Let the thirteen States, bound together in a strict and indissoluble Union, concur in erecting one great American system, superior to the control of all transatlantic force or influence, and able to dictate the terms of the connection between the old and the new world!
I’m sure most everyone has seen this by now but what the hell, if you missed it here you go. “I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy. I mean, that’s a storybook, man.”