A funny for the mid week hump.

I got this off of a coworker and have no clue where it came from.

 

Sniffer Dog

A man had just settled into his seat next to the window on the plane when another man sat down in the aisle seat and put his black Labrador retriever between them. The first man asked why the dog was allowed on the plane.

The second man explained that he was a DEA agent and that the dog was a sniffing dog.” His name is Sniffer, and he’s the beast there is,” he said” I’ll show you once we get airborne when I put him to work.”

The plane took off, and once it had leveled out, the agent said, “Watch this.” He told Sniffer to “search.” Sniffer jumped down, walked along the aisle, and finally sat very purposefully next to a woman for several seconds. Sniffer then returned to his seat and put one paw on the agent’s arm.

The agent said “good boy.” He turned to the other man and said’ “That woman is in possession of marijuana, so I’m making a note of her seat number. The authorities will apprehend her when we land.”

“Say, that’s pretty neat,” replied the first man. Once again the agent sent Sniffer to search the isles. The lab sniffed about, sat down beside a man for a few seconds, returned to his seat and placed two paws on the agent’s arm. The agent said, “That man is carrying cocaine, so again, I’m making a note of his seat number for the police.”

The agent then told Sniffer to search again. Sniffer walked up and down the aisles for a little while, sat down for a moment, and then came racing back to the agent. He jumped into the middle seat and proceeded to poop all over the place. The first man was really disgusted by this behavior and couldn’t figure out why a well-trained dog would act like that, so he asked the agent, “What’s going on?”

Sharpton and Thurmond, Long Lost Family?

So does this mean Sharpton can pay himself reparations and use it as a tax wright off?

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Oregons Little Black Box

House Bill 2568

Sponsored by Representative GALIZIO; Representatives BARKER,

BEYER, BONAMICI, BUCKLEY, GELSER, HOLVEY, RILEY,ROSENBAUM,

SHIELDS, TOMEI, Senator BURDICK

 

SECTION 4. { + (1) Data from a motor vehicle event data

recorder may be retrieved or used without the consent of the

owner after an accident if:

(a) A court orders the production of the data;

(b) A law enforcement officer has probable cause to believe

that a crime has occurred and that the data is relevant to the

investigation of that crime; or

(c) A law enforcement officer, firefighter or emergency medical

services provider obtains the data in the course of responding to

or investigating an emergency involving the physical injury or

the risk of physical injury to any person.

(2) The Department of Transportation may retrieve data from a

motor vehicle event data recorder if the data is used for the

following purposes:

(a) Preclearing weigh stations;

(b) Automating driver records of duty status as authorized by

the United States Department of Transportation;

(c) Reporting fuel tax or other mileage reporting purpose; or

(d) Complying with a state or federal law. + }

 

This last part in the important part. Remember this story? Link

After all if its good for soialist Europe It must be good for us too. Right!

They are planing to Tax everyone on how far they drive and when you do so.

I realy hate to sound as paranoid as Drudge, but it is dam hard not to think so with this.

Thanks to Victoria Taft for pointing this out.( I would have linked her site but its down and out for now)

 

 

The things you hear on Tri-Met

Sometimes you just can’t believe the things you hear on the Bus.

“We have de-evolved because we no longer run throe the woods and eat berry’s.”

Happy (early) Valentines day

I’ll just give ya the link.
A couple of real heroes.
H/t to Hotair.

Over stating the obvious

Biden Shows His True Colors

Biden ‘D’ in a odd showing of his true colors lets go and tells every one just what he thinks.

“albeit in a slightly more backhanded way—about Mr. Obama. “I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy,” he said. “I mean, that’s a storybook, man.”

And

“I don’t think John Edwards knows what the heck he is talking about,” Mr. Biden said,